Saturday, 11 April 2009

Sarah Jessica Parker















Poor Sarah Jessica has been SO retouched in this Oz edition of Harper's Bazaar as to be almost unrecognisable, as seen on girlwithasatchel.com
She now has not 1, not 2, not 3 but 5 fragrances: Lovely, Covet, Dawn, Endless and Twilight and if you so desire you can get a sample from www.sarahjessicaparkerbeauty.com. They are starting to sound like a set of alter ego dwarves. Should one say Snow White and the Seven Little People now? Anyway I digress, and it is wrong of me to mock SJP, for I do likey. Did you ever see the pictures from her house in the Hamptons, we likey very much.

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