Monday, 20 April 2009

No sex please were British

My libido went to lunch got drunk and lost her keys, which is a botheration considering how horny I felt when I was pregnant, and The GR wouldn’t come near me with a barge pole. Not because I was fat, he flattered, just he felt weird about their being a baby in there, fair enough I thought, but now he feels weird about there being a baby in the next room. We hold hands and he sleeps on the sofa most nights, while I sleep in bed with Erbie. This is not the way forward for a healthy relationship. Erbie is 8 months this week and I still haven’t had a period, although I’m sure I get PMT.
Posted by westendmum at 22:53
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Waffle said...

Mine only came back from a heinous bender, George Best stylee about a month ago. Children are 7 and 5. Sorry.

21 April 2009 at 09:12
westendmum said...

You're talking about periods right...
I can't even get excited about Johnny Depp in the shower any more.

25 April 2009 at 20:56

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