Yes, the question mark is deliberate, I really had no idea what to write.
The grandfather has decamped to the seaside for the week and will probably get snowed in, so the coast is clear.
I managed to get away long enough to drop into Bravissimo and get measured and actually purchased a new bra in RED!
Image: Bravissimo : Tango plunge bra by Panache
No, that’s not me, if it were, I’d be having sex!
So back to the sex text, what the f*** does one write... I ended up sending:
“I want to taste your plums” to The GR whilst he was in the shower, he was impressed to have received any correspondence at this time of year, (he’s moping around at home without work) but less so when he saw it was from me. He burst out laughing, not the desired effect but I laughed too which broke the ice between us, always a good starter. Sadly he followed this with: ‘Sorry love I just knocked one out in the shower.’
I've just knocked out this post this evening whilst he’s popped to Tesco to get me chocolate because yep - its that time of the month again.
So I have a week before I try again any suggestions for sex texts gratefully received!
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sorry no idea, I wouldn't have a clue. Fingers crossed for you. x
Nice bra! I haven't a clue either, but I think it's good that you have already sent a text, so he will have got the gist.
I once texted a "sexy" photo of me, to my other half, and he couldn't work out what it was!! (This was also back in the day when camera phones weren't as good!) xxxxxx
Good Luck! Keep trying! xxx
Hmm I'm no expert at this sort of thing but I've always found...I had a dream about you last night. And god were you good.. works pretty well, without having to get too explicit which does tend as you've seen to lead to laughter and cringing.
Good luck
I am hysterical at the "I just knocked one out in the shower" - classic!
How about your next one saying something like "Your lady in Red awaits" and as he comes in the bedroom you can be laying there in the red undie set, oh and perhaps you could get some red hold up stockings as well!
Oh I wouldn't know where to start with a sex text, but what about trying the underwear as outerwear trend to grab his attention?
That is amazing! Can such things be copyrighted? I can definitely see it happening in the next Richard Curtis.
If I could suggest anything, it would be to send something to make him think of you, rather than his body.
Best!
How about "Come knock on my door if you want to get wet" (snort, choke, gasp)
I have never even THOUGHT of sexting so think you're ahead of me here. Pretty sure appearing in the bra before he reaches the shower should send the message. Have fun!
sex texts are dangerous.. when you send them you are feeling all naughty and they seem dangerous and slutty and GOOD. If you read them the next day or if the person you send them too doesn't check his texts often and reads them in a meeting or something, they come across as just awful. Cheese and embarrassing. There is a fine line. I think don't mention sex and don't be funny. Be suggestive and subtle. The imagination is far hotter!
@chicmama
Thanks, I need everything uncrossed though!
@everybodysaysdont
hmmm sexy picture, might try that one, it's been so long he probably wont know what it is either.
@anonymous
I had a dream yes that works for me too.
@Fab in you forties
Yes, he does have a way with words. Trust you to involve shopping, wear would one get red hold ups then madam?
@Thats not my age - either
Like it.
@Lewis Williams
Ha, yes it'd be called something like 'Gloves Actually'.
@Mothership
You've doen this before...
@Single Supplement
And you've definitely done this before - give me one of yours!
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