Saturday, 11 April 2009

CEX Shop

One of the staff of the Computer Exchange (CEX) or Wank Shop as we call it is losing weight rapidly. He must be in his early twenties and maybe he gave up chocolate for lent, or maybe he's discovered amphetamines prolong gaming time. He keeps taking in his jeans, legs only, not a good look from behind. That shop is never ever quiet, it's a dirty little secret of many a grown man, sometimes girls even hover outside waiting for their boyfriends. You have to be a member to buy a game, or return a game, and that's what they do mainly. Oh yes, there are mobiles and ipods and DVDs in the window, but 90% of the customers are looking for a new game for their PC or console. Inside the walls are lined with games cases, and there is a certain smell like a teenage boys bedroom. Boys to men stand around looking shifty and if a girl does accidently enter, she WILL be stared at.
The CEX shop worker who is rapidly losing weight has continued to do so. He is ow wearing shorts and looking camper. Perhaps he discovered his sexuality. What happened? He seriously has gone from about 18 stone down to about 13, in a matter of weeks.

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