Reasons I’m excited to be moving across the street

1. There’s a carpet and hardly any sharp designer corners, which will be fab for Erbie to learn to crawl / walk.
2. There is a whole separate kitchen, all be it small, where I can close the door and bake cakes then wipe up my own flour trails, listen to Radio 4 (see things that give the GR the creeps), and grow herbs on the windowsill, without having to listen to hurmphing and tutting everytime the window is opened.
3. The bedroom is not separated from the living area by a mere sliding door, but by a small distance of hallway and two whole fully closing noise reducing doors, Lavinia may well come and stay if she turns up, not that she is noisy, but well, you get my drift.
4. Did you get already the Westminster council tax. Half price, we’ll be paying half as much, HALF as much.