Unspecified Drinking Injuries were once a common part of my life, being an easy bruiser (not a butch bully boy but a delicate flower who blemishes at the slightest touch). They have now been replaced by UBI’s Unspecified Baby Injuries, I’ve no idea where they spring from, but my legs are constantly bruised, I have a humdinger of one on my right thigh, no idea where that came from and my right knee looks as if I’ve been put in goal at the local hockey play offs. Ah well what you lose in the swings you make up for on the roundabout.
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I just have "Unspecified Bruises" regardless of drinking or anything. I think mine can be put down to "Unspecified clumbsy-ness" :-)
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